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A SHOT IN THE DARK -


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning shot..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




SMELLING THE ROSES -




LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives butt heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his assertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be naked...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor analogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been perverted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


US ARMY - They understood that our Constitution and the freedom it guarantees are worth fighting for.




IT'S . . . WE THE PEOPLE . . . - Not, "I won."


TAGS: liberals obama conservatives democrats constitution
Rating: 2.9/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 8:46 am
Amen Amen and Amen
Pacifist - September 3, 2009, 5:54 pm
What did they win? A glass of spilled milk?


THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION - It is not present here. That's the Declaration of Independence


TAGS: constitution independence america
Rating: 1.27/5
Squeek - January 3, 2009, 7:20 pm
HA!!! WHAT A FUCKING DICKFAG!
yes, it is. - September 17, 2008, 12:27 pm
you are so retarded...wow.
Dude - July 23, 2008, 9:42 pm
No, that's the Constitution. The Declaration of Independence doesn't start with "We the People."


Some Things Just Go Together -


TAGS: guns coffee starbucks constitution
Rating: 2.8/5

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premiumgrade - September 12, 2013, 4:31 am
I’m not into coffee so I had to look up Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. I didn’t realize Ethiopia was the largest coffee producer in Africa. I like to learn something every day, so I can go to bed now. And, thanks for the nice comment.
lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 11:17 pm

I like Ethiopian Yergicheffe, light roast. I am also the world's cheapest person. I buy coffee beans in bulk online. Yes, your age is showing. So is your common sense.
premiumgrade - September 11, 2013, 7:31 pm
You guys actually spend that kind of bread on coffee? I can buy a bag of Starbucks ground, on sale, for $7. Is that my old age showing?
premiumgrade - September 11, 2013, 7:19 pm
I will. Thanks for the kind words, RL.
GaryO - September 8, 2013, 10:54 pm
*calf....now THAT's a Freudian slip
GaryO - September 8, 2013, 10:52 pm
No, it means ya gotta hold ‘em up to afford the double half calf latte mocha…aaand, if I EVER pay $5 for ANY size, it better have some Irish sumpm in it
lgvernon - September 8, 2013, 9:57 pm

You mean if I'm packin' at Starbucks the coffee will actually taste like coffee??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2013, 7:27 pm
Well played Mods. I refuse to order by their system, I just say "fucking huge" until someone listens. If I'm paying $5 for a coffee, I'll order it however I like.
Reality Lord - September 8, 2013, 7:23 pm

italian roast ...extra bold...large. i still have no idea what a frickin "vente" is in size. first submission...nice one dude...keep em comin.


The Perfect Lie -


TAGS: code of honor defending constitutional rights
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 2, 2017, 6:05 am
You're safe 'Cern! The evil furry beast is contained under lock and key, in a cage buried in the deepest darkest corners of my mind where it belongs! Its very well trained! chuckle, chuckle...
concern3 - April 2, 2017, 5:54 am
Dizz your dark side scares me, but for all the work this took UP yours


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